I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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