But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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