After last night, I could never be a politician.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My vagina just recognized that song.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just want to make out with him forever
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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