just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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