I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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