Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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