I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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