all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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