Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I did not marry a roomba.
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