omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Will exercising make me less horny?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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