piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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