are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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