she woke up with a sticky ear
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
I am so proud to call you my friend