Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle