Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
