Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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