I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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