There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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