Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
accomplished twins. life is a go
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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