Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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