There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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