So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
sex in a hospital.. check
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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