i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I supernannyed him into submission
false alarm, still single
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