i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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