Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
