Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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