I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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