were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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