from now on my penis is your penis
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Randomize
