He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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