I need help removing her.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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