I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
