The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
