She's JV to your varsity
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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