I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
