Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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