? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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