Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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