You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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