It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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