Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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