I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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