I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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