Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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