So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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