another moral hangover. fuck.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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