Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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