I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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