i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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