I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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