My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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