Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Help me help you realize you are a moron
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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