so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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