I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Randomize
