my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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