Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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