All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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