So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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