Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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