Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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