Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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